I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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