If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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