Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Holy sore nipples Batman
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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