don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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