As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
