oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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