so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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