So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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