used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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