How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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