I'm so fucking centered right now
I wish I could teleport
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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