So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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