I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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