my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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