just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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