He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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