my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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