Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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