I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
