I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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