Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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