i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I think im going to throw up on grandma
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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