too bad you live with your parents still
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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