No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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