They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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