If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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