I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
being pregnant is like rehab
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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