Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
