btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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