Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I forgot wine drunk hurts
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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