so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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