Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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