ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
this just has baby written all over it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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