The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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