don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
