i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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