Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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