gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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