I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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