he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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