he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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