I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just high enough for therapy.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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