OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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