You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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