Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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