yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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