new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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