Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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