big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I didn't notice because vodka
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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