try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Michael Bay diarrhea
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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