I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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