I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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